{"product_id":"dylan-g-rap-shirt","title":"Dylan G Rap Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"313\"\u003eRep \u003cspan style=\"color: #ed1c24\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #ed1c24\" href=\"https:\/\/severance-tv.fandom.com\/wiki\/Dylan_George\"\u003eSeverance’s Dylan G.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e with this retro rap-style \u003cstrong\u003eDylan G Rap Shirt!\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring his legendary obsession with egg bars and a bold ‘90s-inspired design, this shirt is a must-have for fans of the show and corporate satire. Get yours now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"59\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2\" data-end=\"53\"\u003eDylan G Rap Shirt – The Egg Bar is Coveted as Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eThis Dylan G Rap Shirt brings Severance’s funniest rebel to life with a throwback rap tee aesthetic. Featuring iconic moments of Dylan in action and the unforgettable quote, “The Egg Bar is Coveted as Fuck” it’s the perfect tribute to his relentless pursuit of corporate perks. A must-have for fans of dystopian humor and standout streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eBlending hip-hop iconography with corporate satire, this design turns Dylan into a rap legend of the break room. His egg bar obsession hilariously exposes the absurdity of workplace incentives, making this shirt both a tribute and a critique. Fans will love its vintage streetwear vibe with a sharp dose of Severance humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1365\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eFor those who appreciate Dylan’s energy and Severance’s dark wit, this statement piece is a must. Whether at work or out in the world, wear it proudly—just don’t let Milchick catch you slacking. Limited stock—grab yours before the egg bars run out!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-chart\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Gearfun","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52994934341930,"sku":"P45TXISV-1","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52994934374698,"sku":"P45TXISV-2","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52994934407466,"sku":"P45TXISV-3","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52994934440234,"sku":"P45TXISV-4","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52994934473002,"sku":"P45TXISV-5","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52994934505770,"sku":"P45TXISV-6","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52994934538538,"sku":"P45TXISV-7","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52994934571306,"sku":"P45TXISV-8","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0868\/0174\/4170\/files\/Dylan-G-Rap-Shirt-1.jpg?v=1792294153","url":"https:\/\/gearfun.store\/products\/dylan-g-rap-shirt","provider":"Gearfun","version":"1.0","type":"link"}